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Hey, I lost my house. Mind if I bunk with you?

Is your dad in jail? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes!

You dropped something, "My jaw"!

Hey baby, you must be a sweater, because you got me feeling warm all over!

Check the girls clothing tag then say - "That's what I thought...made in heaven"!

My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some dinner with their money?

When God made you, He was showing off!

It's not my fault I fell in love, you're the one who tripped me!

Don't Use!

“You owe me money.”

“Why?”

“You’ve been living in my heart and you haven’t paid rent.”

“How long did it take to shave those looong legs?”

“Are you from Tennessee?”

“No.”

“Are you sure? ‘Cause you’re the only 10 I see.”

“Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out.”

“I’ll give you five seconds to give me your number or you can forget about going out with me forever.”

“Your mom is hot! I bet you will look just like her when you are older.”

Did you fart? Because you just blew me away.