Where does Santa stay when he's on holidays?
At a Ho-ho-tel!

 

What is the best key to get at Christmas?
A turkey!

 

What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?
A list of everything you want

 

What does Santa use when he goes fishing?
His north pole!

 

Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The turkey - he's always stuffed !

 

Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph!

 

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he looked out the window?
Looks like "rain", "Dear"!

 

Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!