Funnies

So there’s this guy who I’ve been practically in love with since I met him, which was like 4 years ago or something. Anyways, he’s super hot but we live far away so it doesn’t work. We dated a long time ago, but I haven’t seen or talked to him for a few years at least, but I still have his number. Well, one day my friend went to the town he lives in for her step-brother’s graduation, and she saw him there! She texted me right away and told me he was there so I did the natural thing, told her to send me a picture of him to be sure! While this was going on, she told me to text him and after a few short miniutes of arguing with her, I finally did. To my amazement, he texted me back! Well my friend and the boy I like both start with the same letter and I kind of got their texts mixed up and so when my friend sent me the picture of him, I accidentally replied to the boy saying, “Yeah, that’s him. I’d know that body anywhere! JK.” I didn’t realize what I had done until I got a text back from the boy saying, “What are you talking about?” I ALMOST DIED! I immediately tried to cover it up by saying, “Oh, sorry. That text was supposed to go to a friend of mine, I’m teasing her about a boy she likes.” Only after that, he never texted back :(

-Anonymous

Okay, so me and some friends were coming home from Sierra Vista and we stopped at a gas station to get gas. There were these athletic guys and there was about 9 of them, I would say. Well, while I was waiting there for my friend to come out of the store and pump gas, I was yelling out, "What's your name?" "Can I have your number?" "Do you have a girl friend?"

They were ignoring me, which doesn't happen very often, but the catchy thing was that not only one of them was ignoring me-- all of them were. So they went into the store and I waited for them to come back out. As they did and were getting into the car, I asked one more time if they had a girlfriend or what not, and two of them both yelled back and said "NO!" I looked away and then looked back again and the next thing I saw was the two really hot guys showing some affectionate behavior to each other. That is one of the most embarrassing things that has happened to me. Hitting on guys with a good reason not to notice me....lol.

-Anonymous

Well, I pretty much died of embarrassment on this one. One day after school, I was chilling with my friends and we decided to go study for a quiz in Science at my crushes’s house =). We went over to his house and it was two boys and 3 girls there. Well, we were sprawled all over his bedroom floor studying and me and one of my friends started hitting each other and wrestling, and my friend is a strong one, and she put me in between her legs and squeezed and there was no way out! Unfourtunately, we had beans that day at lunch and I bet you can guess what happened. I farted and it was loud! I tried to deny it for five minutes and I tried to blame everybody else, well no one believed me anyways and everybody was laughing (I was laughing too haha). So then I just gave up and hid my face in my sweater thinking I would be permanently red for eternity =(……..haha.

-Anonymous