TEACHER:
Maria,
go to
the
map
and
find
North
America.
MARIA:
Here
it is.
TEACHER:
Correct.
Now
class,
who
discovered
America?
CLASS:
Maria.
TEACHER:
Glenn,
how
do you spell
"crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L.
TEACHER:
No,
that's wrong.
GLENN:
Maybe
it is wrong,
but you asked
me how
I spell it.
TEACHER:Sarah,
what
is the chemical
formula
for water?
SARAH:
H I J
K L
M N O.
TEACHER:
What are
you talking
about?
SARAH:
Yesterday
you
said it
was H to
O.
TEACHER:Mike,
name
one important
thing we
have today
that we didn't
have ten
years
ago.
MIKE:
Me!
TEACHER:
George Washington
not only chopped
down his father's
cherry tree, but also admitted
it. Now, Louie, do
you know why
his father
didn't punish
him?
LOUIS:
Because George
still had the
ax in his hand.
TEACHER:
Now,Simon
, tell me frankly,
do you
say prayers
before
eating?
SIMON:
No sir, I don't
have to,my
Mom
is a good cook.
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